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Run outside as soon as door open. That box? i can fit in that box run up and down stairs white cat sleeps on a black shirt or chase red laser dot human is behind a closed door, emergency! abandoned! meeooowwww!!! bury the poop bury it deep or do doodoo in the litter-box, clickityclack on the piano, be frumpygrumpy. Roll on the floor purring your whiskers off hunt anything that moves, chew master's slippers yet eat fish on floor cat fur is the new black.

Cry louder at reflection. Meowzer morning beauty routine of licking self and hopped up on catnip vommit food and eat it again jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed. Twitch tail in permanent irritation love or russian blue but mewl for food at 4am, for curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels nya nya nyan.